Just added my dad in my Friendster account last night because he told me to. Then this afternoon, I received a text message from him, saying "check your email." I was out of the house, and I read the email just now.
Marie,
Pumasok ka ba sa C.R. ng mga lalaki at nagpa-picture? Hehe.. sira ka talaga.
Love, Daddy
Hehehe. :p Hmmm... I haven't checked my Friendster account in quite a while. Nalimutan kong andun yung pic. Haha
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Saturday, September 06, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Tutoring 2
Since na-mention na rin ni Argel yung weird guy na may pet, eto na ang kwento. Gawin ko na lang conversation type post para mas madali. Hehe. Medyo mahaba-haba ito, so basahin niyo na lang kung wala kayong magawa. :D
Me: Good evening! My name is Elma, and I'm Computer Engineering graduate from the University of the Philippines. :D
Guy: Hello. My name is Blank.
M: Really? Is that your real name?
G: Yes.
M: Ok... Do you have a last name?
G: Yes, I have a last name. It is Obama.
M: Obama. That's interesting...
G: And my middle name is mumble-mumble.
(I didn't understand what he said. It sounded like Green or Girini. something like that).
M: I'm sorry. Will you repeat that please? I couldn't quite understand what you said.
G: Girini.
(I still didn't understand. T_T)
M: So your name is Blank Girini Obama...
G: Yes that is right.
M: O-k... So... what is your work Blank?
G: Ahhhh... It is a secret. I cannot tell.
M: But why?
G: Because it is a secret.
M: O-k... What about your previous job? Can you tell me about that?
G: Oh yes. Before, I was a sumo wrestler.
M: Wow that's great! I've always wanted to talk about sumo wrestling, but I don't think the other students are interested in sumo wrestling.
G: Oh really?
M: Yes! So you must be a big guy since you were a sumo wrestler before...
G: Not really...
M: Really? But aren't sumo wrestlers usually big, big people?
G: Yes, but not me. I'm different.
M: Oh really? Hmm... Did you win in your sumo bouts?
G: No...
M: Awww... That's sad... Maybe because you're not a big guy.
G: I don't know...
M: Is sumo wrestling still popular in Japan?
G: Yes, it still is.
M: I see... Hmm... Why don't you tell me more about sumo wrestling?
G: Well... The referee wears colorful costumes.
M: Colorful costumes?
G: Yes. And then there are two players inside a circle.
M: How does one win in sumo wrestling?
G: You have to force the other player out of the circle.
M: Ohhh... And can you use your feet in the game? I mean, can you kick the other player out?
G: No no no. You use hands only.
M: And how big is the circle?
G: About... 5 meters across.
M: Oh... Ok. Uhh... What do you call the underwear that sumo wrestlers use?
G: Oh! Those are called mawashi.
M: Mawashi...
G: Yes. Mawashi. I'm actually wearing one right now.
M: Really?
G: Yes.
M: Why? Do you have a sumo fight today?
G: No. I wear it because it is comfortable.
M: O-k...
G: Actually, a lot of Japanese wear mawashi because it is so comfortable.
M: I didn't know that...
G: So now you know.
M: Yeah... Hmmm... So you were a sumo wrestler before... What do you do now?
G: Now I'm a mumble-mumble player.
M: A what?
G: mumble-mumble player.
M: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Will you type that for me please?
(Guy types. I receive "gateball player")
M: Oh! Gateball! I see... What is gateball?
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me a link to a pic. The picture is of a group of people playing gateball. The game looks very similar to croquet. The people in the picture wore shirts with numbers, and they also wore hats.)
M: Ohhhh... so this is a gateball game.
G: Yes. I am number 7 in the picture.
M: Number 7?
(I look at the person wearing the 7 shirt, and it is a small, old woman.)
M: So this is what you look like! Is this really you?
G: Yes. I am not liar.
M: You are not a liar...
G: Yes. I am not a liar.
M: Ohhhh... So this is why you didn't win any sumo bouts! Because you are so thin!
G: No no no. I was bigger. That was after my diet.
M: After your diet?
G: Yes. I went on a diet. I ate only grasshoppers.
M: Grasshoppers? are they delicious?
G: Yes. Very much. Actually right now, I'm in a restaurant.
M: Oh really?
G: Yes. And I ordered mumble-mumble.
M: I'm sorry. Will you type that again for me please? I don't think I know the food you are talking about.
G: Ok.
(Guy types again. I receive "crocket")
M: Crocket? What's a crocket?
G: You don't know crocket?
M: No...
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me another link. I open it and it is a picture of an insect much like a grasshopper I think. I didn't look at it very long because it is ewwwwwy. Hahaha maarte ba?)
M: Ewww! You eat this?
G: Yes. It is for my diet.
M: Ewwwwww! Really? Is it delicious?
G: Yes.
M: How is this cooked? Is it fried or do you eat it raw?
G: Uhh... fried?
M: O-k... Why? Why in the world would you want to eat that thing?
G: For my diet. It is very healthy.
M: O-k...
G: What about you? are you on a diet?
M: Me? No! Actually, I'm trying to gain weight.
G: Gain weight? Why? Are fat girls popular in the Philippines?
M: Hahahaha. Uhhhh... I don't think so... I think the male population here prefer slim girls to the not-so-slim girls.
G: Then why are you trying to get fat?
M: Not really get fat. I just want to put on some weight because I think I'm too thin for my height.
G: Oh... You are thin?
M: Yes, I think I'm thin.
G: Oh, I can hear a dog bark.
M: Yes, that's our neighbor's dog. Maybe a car passed by their house, that's why the dog barked.
G: I have pets too.
M: Really? What kind of pets?
G: Cockroaches.
M: Cockroaches?!
G: Yes, I have 3 cockroaches.
M: Why cockroaches?
G: I just found them in my house and I decided to take them as pets.
M: I see... what are their names?
G: Strawberry, Mango, and... Eruma.
M: Those are pretty names. Why did you name one Strawberry?
G: Well, when I saw her, I was eating a strawberry.
M: Ohhh... I see. So you named the other one Mango because you were eating a mango when you saw the cockroach?
G: Yes.
M: And why did you name the other one Eruma?
G: Because when I saw Eruma, I was watching Sesame Street.
M: Ohhhh... and Elmo was there so you named her after him.
G: Yes.
M: How did you know the cockroach was a girl? Why didn't you name the cockroach Erumo?
G: I thought the cockroach was a lesbian, that's why I named her Eruma, not Erumo.
M: How did you know she was a lesbian?
G: She was touching the other cockroaches.
M: O-k... Well... Those are pretty names for cockroaches...
G: Yes... Do you know what watermelons are?
M: Yes, of course!
G: Have you seen a cubic watermelon?
M: No, I haven't seen one.
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me yet another link. Picture shows cubic watermelons.)
M: Wow... cubic watermelons. Do these watermelons taste the same as the spherical ones?
G: Yes. Same taste. But they are grown differently. People put them in boxes to give the shape.
(Then I notice that the time is almost up.)
M: Oh... Look at the time! It's almost time to say goodbye.
G: Oh yeah.
M: Well... I enjoyed our weird conversation tonight. I think you have heard this from your other tutors as well.
G: Oh yeah... But I'm not liar.
M: No, you are not a liar.
G: Yes, I'm not.
M: Ok Blank, I hope to talk to you again sometime!
G: Yeah, me too.
M: Goodnight, and bye!
G: Thank you and byebye!
M: Thank you too! Bye!
Me: Good evening! My name is Elma, and I'm Computer Engineering graduate from the University of the Philippines. :D
Guy: Hello. My name is Blank.
M: Really? Is that your real name?
G: Yes.
M: Ok... Do you have a last name?
G: Yes, I have a last name. It is Obama.
M: Obama. That's interesting...
G: And my middle name is mumble-mumble.
(I didn't understand what he said. It sounded like Green or Girini. something like that).
M: I'm sorry. Will you repeat that please? I couldn't quite understand what you said.
G: Girini.
(I still didn't understand. T_T)
M: So your name is Blank Girini Obama...
G: Yes that is right.
M: O-k... So... what is your work Blank?
G: Ahhhh... It is a secret. I cannot tell.
M: But why?
G: Because it is a secret.
M: O-k... What about your previous job? Can you tell me about that?
G: Oh yes. Before, I was a sumo wrestler.
M: Wow that's great! I've always wanted to talk about sumo wrestling, but I don't think the other students are interested in sumo wrestling.
G: Oh really?
M: Yes! So you must be a big guy since you were a sumo wrestler before...
G: Not really...
M: Really? But aren't sumo wrestlers usually big, big people?
G: Yes, but not me. I'm different.
M: Oh really? Hmm... Did you win in your sumo bouts?
G: No...
M: Awww... That's sad... Maybe because you're not a big guy.
G: I don't know...
M: Is sumo wrestling still popular in Japan?
G: Yes, it still is.
M: I see... Hmm... Why don't you tell me more about sumo wrestling?
G: Well... The referee wears colorful costumes.
M: Colorful costumes?
G: Yes. And then there are two players inside a circle.
M: How does one win in sumo wrestling?
G: You have to force the other player out of the circle.
M: Ohhh... And can you use your feet in the game? I mean, can you kick the other player out?
G: No no no. You use hands only.
M: And how big is the circle?
G: About... 5 meters across.
M: Oh... Ok. Uhh... What do you call the underwear that sumo wrestlers use?
G: Oh! Those are called mawashi.
M: Mawashi...
G: Yes. Mawashi. I'm actually wearing one right now.
M: Really?
G: Yes.
M: Why? Do you have a sumo fight today?
G: No. I wear it because it is comfortable.
M: O-k...
G: Actually, a lot of Japanese wear mawashi because it is so comfortable.
M: I didn't know that...
G: So now you know.
M: Yeah... Hmmm... So you were a sumo wrestler before... What do you do now?
G: Now I'm a mumble-mumble player.
M: A what?
G: mumble-mumble player.
M: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Will you type that for me please?
(Guy types. I receive "gateball player")
M: Oh! Gateball! I see... What is gateball?
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me a link to a pic. The picture is of a group of people playing gateball. The game looks very similar to croquet. The people in the picture wore shirts with numbers, and they also wore hats.)
M: Ohhhh... so this is a gateball game.
G: Yes. I am number 7 in the picture.
M: Number 7?
(I look at the person wearing the 7 shirt, and it is a small, old woman.)
M: So this is what you look like! Is this really you?
G: Yes. I am not liar.
M: You are not a liar...
G: Yes. I am not a liar.
M: Ohhhh... So this is why you didn't win any sumo bouts! Because you are so thin!
G: No no no. I was bigger. That was after my diet.
M: After your diet?
G: Yes. I went on a diet. I ate only grasshoppers.
M: Grasshoppers? are they delicious?
G: Yes. Very much. Actually right now, I'm in a restaurant.
M: Oh really?
G: Yes. And I ordered mumble-mumble.
M: I'm sorry. Will you type that again for me please? I don't think I know the food you are talking about.
G: Ok.
(Guy types again. I receive "crocket")
M: Crocket? What's a crocket?
G: You don't know crocket?
M: No...
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me another link. I open it and it is a picture of an insect much like a grasshopper I think. I didn't look at it very long because it is ewwwwwy. Hahaha maarte ba?)
M: Ewww! You eat this?
G: Yes. It is for my diet.
M: Ewwwwww! Really? Is it delicious?
G: Yes.
M: How is this cooked? Is it fried or do you eat it raw?
G: Uhh... fried?
M: O-k... Why? Why in the world would you want to eat that thing?
G: For my diet. It is very healthy.
M: O-k...
G: What about you? are you on a diet?
M: Me? No! Actually, I'm trying to gain weight.
G: Gain weight? Why? Are fat girls popular in the Philippines?
M: Hahahaha. Uhhhh... I don't think so... I think the male population here prefer slim girls to the not-so-slim girls.
G: Then why are you trying to get fat?
M: Not really get fat. I just want to put on some weight because I think I'm too thin for my height.
G: Oh... You are thin?
M: Yes, I think I'm thin.
G: Oh, I can hear a dog bark.
M: Yes, that's our neighbor's dog. Maybe a car passed by their house, that's why the dog barked.
G: I have pets too.
M: Really? What kind of pets?
G: Cockroaches.
M: Cockroaches?!
G: Yes, I have 3 cockroaches.
M: Why cockroaches?
G: I just found them in my house and I decided to take them as pets.
M: I see... what are their names?
G: Strawberry, Mango, and... Eruma.
M: Those are pretty names. Why did you name one Strawberry?
G: Well, when I saw her, I was eating a strawberry.
M: Ohhh... I see. So you named the other one Mango because you were eating a mango when you saw the cockroach?
G: Yes.
M: And why did you name the other one Eruma?
G: Because when I saw Eruma, I was watching Sesame Street.
M: Ohhhh... and Elmo was there so you named her after him.
G: Yes.
M: How did you know the cockroach was a girl? Why didn't you name the cockroach Erumo?
G: I thought the cockroach was a lesbian, that's why I named her Eruma, not Erumo.
M: How did you know she was a lesbian?
G: She was touching the other cockroaches.
M: O-k... Well... Those are pretty names for cockroaches...
G: Yes... Do you know what watermelons are?
M: Yes, of course!
G: Have you seen a cubic watermelon?
M: No, I haven't seen one.
G: I will show you.
(Guy gives me yet another link. Picture shows cubic watermelons.)
M: Wow... cubic watermelons. Do these watermelons taste the same as the spherical ones?
G: Yes. Same taste. But they are grown differently. People put them in boxes to give the shape.
(Then I notice that the time is almost up.)
M: Oh... Look at the time! It's almost time to say goodbye.
G: Oh yeah.
M: Well... I enjoyed our weird conversation tonight. I think you have heard this from your other tutors as well.
G: Oh yeah... But I'm not liar.
M: No, you are not a liar.
G: Yes, I'm not.
M: Ok Blank, I hope to talk to you again sometime!
G: Yeah, me too.
M: Goodnight, and bye!
G: Thank you and byebye!
M: Thank you too! Bye!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Sa Ortigas
Nung naglalakad ako sa Ortigas nung nagregister ako for the IELTS exam, may lumapit sa akin na lalaki, tinanong kung saan ako mag-aapply. Lumingon-lingon muna ako sa paligid, tiningnan ko kung ako nga yung kausap, saka tumingin na rin kung may mga taong nakakakita para kung may masamang budhi yun eh may mahihingan ako ng tulong. May mga tao naman so sinagot ko yung tanong, sabi ko di ako mag-aapply, magreregister lang for an english exam. Tapos tinanong niya kung anong natapos kong course, sabi ko CoE. Saan daw. Sabi ko UP. Saang UP? Sabi ko Diliman. Sa Diliman?! Magagaling yung mga taga-Diliman ah. Yan ang sagot. Tapos lakad lakad, kwento kwento siya (di ako masyadong nakikinig eh). Tapos mayamaya tinanong ang pangalan ko. Sabi ko elma. Sabi niya siya si JP.
Finally nung liliko na ako sa kanto, (buti naman) ang way niya ay sa kabila, so sabi ko, Sige dito nako babay! Ang sabi naman niya, Ay ganun? Pwedeng pahingi na lang ng favor? Pahingi naman ng number mo. Sabi ko Ay wag na lang. Sabi niya, Sige na baka sakaling makita pa kita kung saan. Eh umuulan at gusto ko nang makarating sa tuyo na lugar so sabi ko, Sige. Eto ang number ko. 0917999XXXX. So nagbabay na rin siya.
Pagdating sa British Council office, eh di nagregister na ako. Pagkatapos magregister, tumambay muna ako dun para tingnan yung review materials. Tapos may pcs din dun. Ok naman at may internet connection, at least pwede makipagchat (iniiwan kasi ang cellphones sa guard, at least pwede akong maggmail text). Tapos tinanong ko kay argel kung may nagtext sa kanya na di niya kilala. Sabi niya meron, JP raw ang pangalan. Hahaha Number kasi ni argel yung binigay ko. Hehehe Ang text pa yata ay muztah? Hahaha
Yun lang ang kwento. :D
Finally nung liliko na ako sa kanto, (buti naman) ang way niya ay sa kabila, so sabi ko, Sige dito nako babay! Ang sabi naman niya, Ay ganun? Pwedeng pahingi na lang ng favor? Pahingi naman ng number mo. Sabi ko Ay wag na lang. Sabi niya, Sige na baka sakaling makita pa kita kung saan. Eh umuulan at gusto ko nang makarating sa tuyo na lugar so sabi ko, Sige. Eto ang number ko. 0917999XXXX. So nagbabay na rin siya.
Pagdating sa British Council office, eh di nagregister na ako. Pagkatapos magregister, tumambay muna ako dun para tingnan yung review materials. Tapos may pcs din dun. Ok naman at may internet connection, at least pwede makipagchat (iniiwan kasi ang cellphones sa guard, at least pwede akong maggmail text). Tapos tinanong ko kay argel kung may nagtext sa kanya na di niya kilala. Sabi niya meron, JP raw ang pangalan. Hahaha Number kasi ni argel yung binigay ko. Hehehe Ang text pa yata ay muztah? Hahaha
Yun lang ang kwento. :D
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Grad Pic Comments
Kani-kanina lang tinitingnan ng kapatid ko yung mga nakolekta kong grad pics ng mga batchmates... eto mga pinagsasabi niya habang tumitingin sa pictures.
1. Sino 'to? Kawawa naman ang pangit niya.
2. Bading ba 'to?
3. Eto naman akala mo gwapo, hindi naman. Buhok lang ang gwapo. Saka mukhang mayabang.
4. Eto gwapo sana, pero pangit buhok niya. Sayang. Ah... panot kasi.
5. Eto ang taba.
6. Pangit.
7. Mukhang mangmang 'to.
8. Eto parang walang energy.
9. Ito di mo naman maintindihan kung ano itsura. Parang rakista na ewan.
10. Ay sino 'to? Parang nakita ko na 'to...
11. Eto parang si Kikuchi na ginanun yung mukha (with hand gesture na pinipi yung mukha).
12. Hindi naman siya masyadong gwapo...
13. Eto hindi naman nagrereply eh...
14. Ba't andami nito?
15. Hindi siya maganda.
16. Hindi rin siya maganda.
17. Ay ang taba...
18. Pangit ang dimples niya.
19. Chinese?
20. Fenget...
21. Siya lang yata maganda dito eh... :)
Hahaha sira talaga yung kapatid ko.
1. Sino 'to? Kawawa naman ang pangit niya.
2. Bading ba 'to?
3. Eto naman akala mo gwapo, hindi naman. Buhok lang ang gwapo. Saka mukhang mayabang.
4. Eto gwapo sana, pero pangit buhok niya. Sayang. Ah... panot kasi.
5. Eto ang taba.
6. Pangit.
7. Mukhang mangmang 'to.
8. Eto parang walang energy.
9. Ito di mo naman maintindihan kung ano itsura. Parang rakista na ewan.
10. Ay sino 'to? Parang nakita ko na 'to...
11. Eto parang si Kikuchi na ginanun yung mukha (with hand gesture na pinipi yung mukha).
12. Hindi naman siya masyadong gwapo...
13. Eto hindi naman nagrereply eh...
14. Ba't andami nito?
15. Hindi siya maganda.
16. Hindi rin siya maganda.
17. Ay ang taba...
18. Pangit ang dimples niya.
19. Chinese?
20. Fenget...
21. Siya lang yata maganda dito eh... :)
Hahaha sira talaga yung kapatid ko.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
My Goodness...
Sa grocery...
Girl1: Uy tsiks!Sa school...
Boy1: (lingon sa tsiks)
Girl1: (nakasibi) Huhuhu... Lumingon nga... T_T
Girl2: Pag nandito talaga si Boy2, hindi ako maka-concentrate... Daldal kasi ng daldal...Sa school ulit...
Girl1: Onga Boy2... Istorbo ka talaga. Busy kami ni Girl2, may project kami...
Boy2: Girl1... wala ka nang masasabi na ikasasakit ng damdamin ko. Nasabi mo na ang mga salitang nagdulot ng pinakamasakit na naramdaman ko sa buong buhay ko...
Girl1: May laman pa yung Royal? Pwede painom?O, kilala niyo ba sila? Hehehe
Boy2: Sure. Yun eh kung wala kang laway issues...
Girl1: Wala naman...
Boy2: Ah ganun? Eh di... Halikan mo na lang ako. >:)
Girl1 & Boy2: HAHAHAHAHA!
Girl1: ... (pero uminom pa rin sa Royal)
Friday, January 04, 2008
Artistahing Argel
Isa sa mga tita ko, si Auntie Susa, na nag-alaga sa akin nung bata pa ako ay dumating dito sa bahay namin kahapon. Siya yung nag-alaga sa akin sa probinsya nung kinder hanggang mga grade 3 ko siguro. Eh kanina, nagkaroon kami ng conversation na ganito:
Auntie Susa: O, asan na si ano... Yung si... Sepillo ba yun? Asan na siya?O, ang dearie ko, mukhang artista raw! :D Gwapo! :D Eto nga pala ang wallpaper ko. Ano? Agree ba kayo na mukha siyang artista? :p
Ako: Ha? Wala na po kami, break na, matagal na.
Auntie Susa: Ha? Bakit naman?
Ako: Ehhh... Iniwan ako eh. Hehehehe
Auntie Susa: Ah talaga? Ay hayaan mo na. Siya naman ang nawalan. Eh ang ganda ganda mo... Saka mabait pa. Wag kang mag-alala makakahanap ka rin...
Ako: Ah opo, meron na po (sabay turo sa wallpaper ng laptop na si Argel). :D Eto po o, si Argel. :D
Auntie Susa: (gulat na gulat) Ha?! (sabay tayo at tiningnan nang mabuti ang wallpaper) Seryoso ka ba?!
Ako: Ha? Opo, seryoso ako... Bakit po?
Auntie Susa: Akala ko artista!
Ako: (ako naman ang gulat na gulat pero natutuwa syempre hehe) Talaga? Hindi yan artista, siya talaga yan! Seryoso kayo dun? Naku matutuwa yun pag nalaman niya. :D
Auntie Susa: Oo, akala ko artista. Akala ko kasi kung sinong idol mong artista yung pinicturan mo tapos nilagay mo diyan eh.
Ako: XD
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Rose Booboo 2
Sa McDo sa Taiwan (at tingin ko sa karamihan ng McDo sa ibang bansa), customers clean up their own mess after eating. So syempre, kami rin ginawa ang nakasanayan nila. Pagkatapos kumain, niligpit ko ang mga basura ko at dinala ang tray dun sa basurahan. Ito yung basurahan na may flap (yung may nakadrawing na kamay saka baso). Pagkatapon ko ng basura, inilagay ko ang tray sa tray stack.
Ang sumunod sa akin ay si Rose. Nakatayo lang ako sa may tabi, hinihintay si Rose. Si Rose, ipinasok ang tray sa basurahan. Ineexpect kong huhugutin niya ulit ito, kasi naman di ba... Hindi naman tinatapon yung tray? Pero... tumalikod na siya at nagsimulang maglakad papalayo.
I was like... "Ha? Rose, tinapon mo yung tray!" Tapos humarap ulit siya at sinabing, "Nakuuuu!!!" Hahahaha!
Eh di tawa na naman kami ni Wilson. Hahahaha!
Ang sumunod sa akin ay si Rose. Nakatayo lang ako sa may tabi, hinihintay si Rose. Si Rose, ipinasok ang tray sa basurahan. Ineexpect kong huhugutin niya ulit ito, kasi naman di ba... Hindi naman tinatapon yung tray? Pero... tumalikod na siya at nagsimulang maglakad papalayo.
I was like... "Ha? Rose, tinapon mo yung tray!" Tapos humarap ulit siya at sinabing, "Nakuuuu!!!" Hahahaha!
Eh di tawa na naman kami ni Wilson. Hahahaha!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Rose Booboo 1
I told Rose I wouldn't blog about what we call the Rose Booboos. Pero di naman ako nagpromise eh. Hehe Rose Booboos happened in Taiwan nga pala.
Sa Taiwan, madalas kami'y naglalakad. Di naman kasi tulad dito sa Pilipinas na usually kapag PUV pwede pumara kung saan ka talaga bababa. So ayun, kwentuhan habang naglalakad-lakad. Madalas ang mga nauuna sa paglalakad ay ang mga guro, tapos sunod kaming mga mag-aaral (Rose, Wilson, ako). Isang gabi sa isang kalye, hinihintay namin maging pula ang traffic light upang kami ay makatawid. Ok, naging pula na. Tawid na kami. Sa pagkakataong ito, ganun pa rin, nauna ang mga guro, tapos si Wilson, tapos ako... single file lang, kasi makitid ang pavement dahil sa nakaparadang mga scooter. Mabilis maglakad ang mga guro, pagod na siguro at gusto nang makapagpahinga agad sa guesthouse kaya medyo malayo na rin sila sa amin. Malayo-layo na rin kami sa kalyeng pinagtawiran namin. Bibilisan ko na rin sana ang aking lakad nang may marinig akong sumigaw...
Nang makatawid na si Rose, kami'y nagmadaling naglakad para mahabol ang mga guro (at tumatawa pa rin kami). Nakita namin sila na nakaupo sa isang ledge, hinihintay kami. Nang kami'y makalapit, sabi ni Wilson, "Sorry po nahuli kami. ang masasabi ko lang po ay hindi kasalanan ni Rose kung bakit kami natagalan."
Haha pagkatapos naming maikwento ang nangyari, pang-asar na kay Rose ang distinctive "Ate Elma!" na sigaw.
Sa Taiwan, madalas kami'y naglalakad. Di naman kasi tulad dito sa Pilipinas na usually kapag PUV pwede pumara kung saan ka talaga bababa. So ayun, kwentuhan habang naglalakad-lakad. Madalas ang mga nauuna sa paglalakad ay ang mga guro, tapos sunod kaming mga mag-aaral (Rose, Wilson, ako). Isang gabi sa isang kalye, hinihintay namin maging pula ang traffic light upang kami ay makatawid. Ok, naging pula na. Tawid na kami. Sa pagkakataong ito, ganun pa rin, nauna ang mga guro, tapos si Wilson, tapos ako... single file lang, kasi makitid ang pavement dahil sa nakaparadang mga scooter. Mabilis maglakad ang mga guro, pagod na siguro at gusto nang makapagpahinga agad sa guesthouse kaya medyo malayo na rin sila sa amin. Malayo-layo na rin kami sa kalyeng pinagtawiran namin. Bibilisan ko na rin sana ang aking lakad nang may marinig akong sumigaw...
"Ate Elma!"Lumingon ako at nakita si Rose sa malayo, sa kabilang bahagi ng kalye (kung saan kami naghintay na maging pula ang traffic light). Go na pala ulit ang mga sasakyan at for some reason ay hindi nakatawid si Rose. Tinawag ko si Wilson at kami'y bumalik upang hintayin siya. Mukha kasi siyang naiiyak at takot na takot. Syempre, tumatawa kami ni Wilson, at kumuha pa siya ng letrato ni Rose bilang ebidensya ng pagkaiwan. Haha.
Nang makatawid na si Rose, kami'y nagmadaling naglakad para mahabol ang mga guro (at tumatawa pa rin kami). Nakita namin sila na nakaupo sa isang ledge, hinihintay kami. Nang kami'y makalapit, sabi ni Wilson, "Sorry po nahuli kami. ang masasabi ko lang po ay hindi kasalanan ni Rose kung bakit kami natagalan."
Haha pagkatapos naming maikwento ang nangyari, pang-asar na kay Rose ang distinctive "Ate Elma!" na sigaw.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Trekkie and Kate Go Wicked!
Wicked's Popular, Avenue Q style! This is funny! Haha Er... Syempre sino lang na naman makaka-relate dito? Pero natuwa talaga ako. Hahaha
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Bagay Sila
Kagabi, out of the blue, bigla na lang may tinanong ang kapatid ko.
Peyt: Ate sina Liz at Danes ba?At ayan. Liz and Danes, bagay daw kayo sabi ng kapatid ko.
Me: Hindi. Bakit mo naman natanong?
Peyt: Wala naman. Bagay kasi sila. Sabihin mo yun sa kanila ha? Bagay sila. :D
Friday, August 17, 2007
Intel and Me Again!
A highschool friend called this morning asking about my hotel scandal. He said he'd email me evidences. And this is one of 'em.
Si Argel, na-diyaryo. O, eh ako? Tsk. Sikat din! Hahaha
Si Argel, na-diyaryo. O, eh ako? Tsk. Sikat din! Hahaha
This is at Mandarin Hotel daw. Those are my professors in the other two posters. :PMonday, June 18, 2007
Intel, Rose, and I
I finally saw the picture they used in the Intel website, thanks to Wilson Tan. Hehe
Click here!
Oha! That's me on the right! Rose is the other one, another full-time MS student. Highend! Hahaha
Click here!
Oha! That's me on the right! Rose is the other one, another full-time MS student. Highend! Hahaha
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Bata
Nung papunta sa UP kanina, sumakay ako ng tricycle palabas ng village. Mag-isa lang ako sa tricycle kaya naman nung may pumara, sinakay naman ni manong drayber ang mga ito.
Isang babaeng may kasamang bata na sa tingin ko ay may limang taong gulang na. Ang batang babae ay maputi. Ang mahaba at wavy niyang buhok ay nakatali. May suot siyang shades na ginawa niyang parang headband. May belt bag pa siyang kulay pink. Umupo siya dun sa maliit na upuan sa may kanan ng drayber at tiningnan ako. Naisip ko, ang cute nung bata... Mukhang anghel.
Tapos bigla na lang siyang nagsalita nang malakas, "Aray! Yung buhok ko naipit mo! Bastos ka!" naka-kunot-noo pa niyang sinabi sa drayber.
Nagulat ako! Haha mukhang anghel. Mukha lang pala. Eh little bitch pala yun! Nahiya yata yung babaeng kasama niya kasi nag-ssshh siya.
Tapos pagbaba nila, yung bata yung nagbayad. Sabi nung matandang babae kunin niya yung sukli. Sinigawan na naman ng bata ang drayber, "Yung sukli! Yung sukli! Sukli namin!!!"
Haha Natawa na naman ako. Pero aba. Nang makuha niya ang sukli, sabi ng bata, "Salamat!" Sabay bigay ng isang napakatamis na ngiti.
O, ayos! Cute pa rin siya in the end. Hehehe
Isang babaeng may kasamang bata na sa tingin ko ay may limang taong gulang na. Ang batang babae ay maputi. Ang mahaba at wavy niyang buhok ay nakatali. May suot siyang shades na ginawa niyang parang headband. May belt bag pa siyang kulay pink. Umupo siya dun sa maliit na upuan sa may kanan ng drayber at tiningnan ako. Naisip ko, ang cute nung bata... Mukhang anghel.
Tapos bigla na lang siyang nagsalita nang malakas, "Aray! Yung buhok ko naipit mo! Bastos ka!" naka-kunot-noo pa niyang sinabi sa drayber.
Nagulat ako! Haha mukhang anghel. Mukha lang pala. Eh little bitch pala yun! Nahiya yata yung babaeng kasama niya kasi nag-ssshh siya.
Tapos pagbaba nila, yung bata yung nagbayad. Sabi nung matandang babae kunin niya yung sukli. Sinigawan na naman ng bata ang drayber, "Yung sukli! Yung sukli! Sukli namin!!!"
Haha Natawa na naman ako. Pero aba. Nang makuha niya ang sukli, sabi ng bata, "Salamat!" Sabay bigay ng isang napakatamis na ngiti.
O, ayos! Cute pa rin siya in the end. Hehehe
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Fun with the Magic 8-Ball
1. Am I beautiful?
Without a doubt (nice! :p)
2. Really?
Signs point to yes (hahaha nice nice!)
3. Will I graduate on time?
You may rely on it (ayos. :D)
4. May patutunguhan ba ang buhay ko?
Yes definitely (mas ayos! :D)
5. Gwapo ba ang kapatid kong si peyt?
Without a doubt (hahahaha matutuwa siya rito)
6. What about gordon?
Don't count on it (hahahaha eh natawa ako rito!)
7. Eh si argel?
Yes (haha!)
8. Talaga, totoo yan?
Yes definitely (hahaha! kakampi niya rin si magic 8-ball!)
9. Bababa na ba ang BP ni winston soon?
It is certain (o winston, smart! hahaha)
10. Manlilibre ba siya pag nagkawork na siya?
Without a doubt (haha sana!)
Ehhh ayoko na. Puro positive yung sagot ah. Except the 6th answer. :)) HAHAHA onga no! hahahaha
Without a doubt (nice! :p)
2. Really?
Signs point to yes (hahaha nice nice!)
3. Will I graduate on time?
You may rely on it (ayos. :D)
4. May patutunguhan ba ang buhay ko?
Yes definitely (mas ayos! :D)
5. Gwapo ba ang kapatid kong si peyt?
Without a doubt (hahahaha matutuwa siya rito)
6. What about gordon?
Don't count on it (hahahaha eh natawa ako rito!)
7. Eh si argel?
Yes (haha!)
8. Talaga, totoo yan?
Yes definitely (hahaha! kakampi niya rin si magic 8-ball!)
9. Bababa na ba ang BP ni winston soon?
It is certain (o winston, smart! hahaha)
10. Manlilibre ba siya pag nagkawork na siya?
Without a doubt (haha sana!)
Ehhh ayoko na. Puro positive yung sagot ah. Except the 6th answer. :)) HAHAHA onga no! hahahaha
Monday, April 09, 2007
Not Bored Today
I watched Sunshine with my high school barkada today. Bogs and Jaki, and Charles and Erthen arrived after I did. Akala ko 5th wheel ako, buti dumating si Lyka. ;) And, I was the only one who brought a jacket, sila nilamig... or maybe not. Ay si Lyka pala alam ko nilamig. :D Great movie btw. :D
On the way out, we passed by Pizza Hut where a radio was blaring just outside its entrance. Tapos biglang sabi ng dj, "Eh hindi naman kasi kelangan sagutin lahat ng nanliligaw eh..." Hahahaha Nagkatinginan kami ni Erthen, tapos tawa. Hahahaha Funny! Eh sino ba kasing nagsabing dapat sagutin lahat ng nanliligaw? Di ba? ;)
On the way out, we passed by Pizza Hut where a radio was blaring just outside its entrance. Tapos biglang sabi ng dj, "Eh hindi naman kasi kelangan sagutin lahat ng nanliligaw eh..." Hahahaha Nagkatinginan kami ni Erthen, tapos tawa. Hahahaha Funny! Eh sino ba kasing nagsabing dapat sagutin lahat ng nanliligaw? Di ba? ;)
Thursday, March 22, 2007
:x :x :x
Chat.
O, kami na ba? ;)
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:38:03 PM): may tanong din ako
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:38:08 PM): ok
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:38:12 PM): do you love me?
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:38:22 PM): of course
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:38:42 PM): yay
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:38:47 PM): :x
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:49:22 PM): ay
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:49:24 PM): ikaw pala
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:49:29 PM): do you love me?
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:49:45 PM): with all my heart dear
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:49:50 PM): naks
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:49:51 PM): haha
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:49:54 PM): :x
Jeric (3/22/2007 8:50:06 PM): tayo na ba?
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:50:26 PM): hahaha
eLMa (3/22/2007 8:50:50 PM): :x
O, kami na ba? ;)
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
:D
I was trying to download the newest version of TinyOS CVS when an IM window popped up bearing a yahoo id I didn't recognize. These were the messages that were first sent:
My brother has been playing Eheads' Fruitcake over and over for the whole day. Parang awitan ulit... Siguro nami-miss niya yung mga tao.
I can't download the TinyOS CVS or whatever it's called.
cvs [login aborted]: connect to cvs.sf.et(66.35.250.207):2401 failed: No route to host
Frustrating. But I still remember my chat with Kurt and that makes me laugh so... di naman ako masyado inis ngayong gabi. :D Kung bukas ganyan pa rin ang mangyayari... well sana wag naman.
cuttino_3: hello!The yahoo id was not in my list of friends so I immediately replied with:
cuttino_3: u are...?
cuttino_3: sorry ah hindi ko nailagay name mo sa list ko eh... :)
eLMa: er...Hohoho... I didn't even bother to check if it was someone I knew before replying. Stupid me.
eLMa: i don't know you either
eLMa: haha
cuttino_3: nyaks!....huhuhu...And when I finally looked at the yahoo profile...
eLMa: ahh
eLMa: haha
cuttino_3: hehehe....ECE sa UP ka?
eLMa: coe po
eLMa: :D
eLMa: ahahaIt was Kurt, the friendly guy from DLSU! Yeah, I remember meeting him sa squEEEze 2004. Haha Nakakahiya. At friend ko pa siya sa friendster. Hahaha Ayun. We chatted for a while. Natawa lang talaga ako dahil dun sa 'i don't know you either' kasi kilala ko pala siya. Hahaha
eLMa: you're kurt!
eLMa: :D
cuttino_3: oic!... :)
eLMa: haha sorry
eLMa: :D
cuttino_3: yah im kurt! hahaha.. :))
cuttino_3: kaw??
eLMa: elma
eLMa: :D
cuttino_3: ahhhh!
cuttino_3: tama we met sa SQUEEZE before! hahaha..:))
~~~
My brother has been playing Eheads' Fruitcake over and over for the whole day. Parang awitan ulit... Siguro nami-miss niya yung mga tao.
~~~
I can't download the TinyOS CVS or whatever it's called.
cvs [login aborted]: connect to cvs.sf.et(66.35.250.207):2401 failed: No route to host
Frustrating. But I still remember my chat with Kurt and that makes me laugh so... di naman ako masyado inis ngayong gabi. :D Kung bukas ganyan pa rin ang mangyayari... well sana wag naman.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Haha
One of my kabarkadas from high school is working as an accountant somewhere in Makati. Yesterday morning, he called me from work, and he was complaining about the silence in the office. Our conversation went something like this:
Something like this also happened years ago when I borrowed his cellphone. A common friend called him on his phone and I answered for him. After talking for a while, I absent-mindedly held his phone over his left ear saying, "O, ikaw na raw kakausapin." He said, "Ano ka ba? Wala akong maririnig diyan!"
Haha sana hindi na maulit.
My friend: Nababagot na ako dito. Ang tahimik.The funny thing is, he only has one ear. His left ear is deformed and he can't hear with it. I totally forgot about this. What was I thinking?! Hahaha
Me: Eh di makinig ka ng music sa pc.
My friend: Kung pwede lang eh no? Pero baka maistorbo ko naman yung iba. Kung pwede lang ako mag-earphones, gagawin ko na. Kaya lang baka hindi ko marinig yung tawag ng boss ko.
Me: Eh di gawin mo, pero isang tenga lang.
My friend: ...
Me: Ay! Hahahaha Oo nga pala. Sorry!
My friend: Iisipin ko na lang na ang tingin mo sa akin ay isang normal na tao, ha?
Something like this also happened years ago when I borrowed his cellphone. A common friend called him on his phone and I answered for him. After talking for a while, I absent-mindedly held his phone over his left ear saying, "O, ikaw na raw kakausapin." He said, "Ano ka ba? Wala akong maririnig diyan!"
Haha sana hindi na maulit.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Left in a Dream
I was talking with Riley last week while doing some work at IML when I noticed (again) that he was left-handed. I asked him if being left-handed was a disadvantage since the world seems to be made for right-handed people - the numeric keypad is on the right side of the keyboard, the shift knob in cars is on the right side, and he'd have to have a special guitar with strings in the reverse order (though I know some left handed people who play the normal guitar). He said it's just a matter of getting used to it so it really doesn't matter anyway.
I thought the lefty issue is over, but last night, I dreamt of asking Liz the same thing (in my dream, she was left-handed). She said it's not a matter of having an advantage or not, but it's one's beauty that matters. Haha what a typical Liz answer.
I thought the lefty issue is over, but last night, I dreamt of asking Liz the same thing (in my dream, she was left-handed). She said it's not a matter of having an advantage or not, but it's one's beauty that matters. Haha what a typical Liz answer.
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